Alfred, NY, Funny, Getting Injured, Travel, Well Told

Grant

*Note: I apologize for the choppy ending, I never edited the audio from the original batch of stories and I like them as they are*

Grant Figura and his story of Florida experiences.  I was a kid in Florida and there was this one time when I was hungry and my mom wouldn’t let me… you know… eat… anything before bed.  She said I could have bread, and for some reason bread was ok? And so I uh sat there and I ate that bread.  So I fell asleep and I guess some of the crumbs were on me and it was a hot night and the window was open so I took… I took the blankets… the blankets off and just tried to sleep but I couldn’t because I kept getting this strong itching sensation all over my body.  I yelled for my mom and she came in and said go back to sleep I said I was itchy and she said go back to sleep so I try and I go back to sleep and then I just wake up and I’m more itchy! So I call my mom again and she says go back to sleep and I say I can’t and then all of a sudden I just start whining and she flipped on the lights and I was coated in about 2,000 red ants. So she …she basically… they were in my hair and under my pillow and in my pajamas and everything so she picked me up. What happened was there was a big mound a red ant mound outside my bedroom and they came up through my open window because it was really hot and humid and so she picked me up and put me in the shower and turned the shower on and they just kind of ran down. I had bites all down my face and body and it was a weird crazy experiences. I was six.

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