Alfred, NY, Funny, Growing Up

John

 

I’m John Gill and this is a story.  So I was at my friends house, and this was over the summer, we had just turned 18… or maybe 16, I can’t remember. We had just started driving and um my friend lives on a hill… and so I drove my car up the hill, parked the car and got out and we went inside the house and stuff… and we were like making ramen and having a good time and there was like this knock on the door. We got to it and it’s his neighbor and he’s looking kind of flustered and we’re like “what’s up man?” and he’s like “Well, your car’s on my lawn,” and uh we look out and my cars on his lawn… it’s up a tree back end crashed yeah like right next to his house, and apparently um I put my car, left it in drive, just shut it off, and proceeded to go inside the house.  It was really funny cause I was like uh, oh shit! And ran out and I was trying to get my car off this guys like tree by driving it like off and everything in the car was like everywhere and the bumper was like in this V so it looked like it had like an ass crack… it was pretty cool.  Um and… oh, and like all of his flowers from his garden were inbedded on my trunk.  It was just really funny cause he was like shell-shocked and I was like… I’m so sorry this wont happen again! I missed his house by like 10 feet… and so when you drive up a  hill you should put your car in park.

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